Title: Just Sex
Pairing: Joey Barton/Fernando Torres
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 203
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I made it all up, and if you think otherwise...you’re wrong.
Summary: It's just sex, but Fernando can't resist it.

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Title: Tempted
Pairing: John Terry/Frank Lampard/Fernando Torres
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 393
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I made it all up, and if you think otherwise...you’re wrong.
Summary: Fernando is the epitome of temptation.
Notes: Written for the prompt “tempted” on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: First Impressions
Pairing: André Villas-Boas/Frank Lampard/John Terry/Fernando Torres (various combinations + implied)
Rating: R
Warnings: no
Word Count: 330
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I know it, and you should know it too.
Summary: Pretty much what the prompt says…
Notes: Written for the prompt “André Villas-Boas's ( Read more... )

Title: Motivation
Pairing: Frank Lampard/John Terry/Fernando Torres (mostly implied)
Rating: R
Warnings: no
Word Count: 304
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I know it, and you should know it too.
Summary: Written before Torres’ first goal for Chelsea. Torres is horny and frustrated, but his new teammates don’t seem to get it.
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Title: Go And Get Him
Pairing: Stevie Gerrard/Fernando Torres
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 1,007
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I know it, and you should know it too.
Summary: If you want him, go and get him. Sometimes it's as easy as that. But Stevie still needs a friendly encouragement to get what he wants.
Notes: Written ( Read more... )

Title: So Wrong…
Pairing: Stevie Gerrard/Fernando Torres
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 379
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Stevie and Fernando, post Liverpool-Chelsea game. Everything is different, and yet nothing changed.
Notes: Written for the prompt "this is wrong, we can't..." during commentporn weekend.

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Title: Between the Sheets
Pairing: Stevie Gerrard/Fernando Torres
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 705
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Stevie and Fernando, phone sex. Set after Fernando's move to Chelsea.
Notes: Written for rubyqueen19's request. Well, it's not as fluffy as requested, but that's as far as I go with fluff…

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Title: Second Chances
Pairing: Fernando Llorente/Fernando Torres
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: no
Word Count: 1,552
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Two guys, one shirt and too much confusion.
Notes: Written for sophie_lfc's request, who wanted a fluffy Llorente/Torres. Well, the result is not exactly that, but as I've warned - fluff is not my thing ( ( Read more... )

Title: Red Handed
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Steven Gerrard/Fernando Torres/Rafa Benitez
Warnings: see pairing, if that ain't a warning...
Word Count: 534
Disclaimer: That girl who always lies? It's me, and I'm doing it right here, right behind the cut. I shamelessly lie.
Summary: Written for the prompt "Gerrard/Torres/Benitez" on commentporn.
I really wanted to ( Read more... )

Pairings:
Ruben de la Red/Sergio Ramos
Diego Forlán/Diego Lugano
Lionel Messi/Bojan Krkić
Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney (2)
Raul/Guti
Jose Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo
Xabi/?, Iker Casillas/Sergio Ramos
Rating: from PG-13 to NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies, as in a figment of my imagination. Not true on so many levels I'm getting a headache just thinking about ( Read more... )